Whereas I am queen of this domain…

Categories: Politics, Proclamations, Random

I read an article today in the Arizona Star about government proclamations to mark different things with specific days. The article was very well written to get it’s point across. It made me smile.

I have decided that if the government can do it, so can I. Only I won’t be spending $88 on a framed document to do it.

*clearing throat*

Whereas I have forgotten them on trips in the past, I hereby declare Friday, May 2nd as “Do you know where your chargers are?” day. Celebrations will include locating any and all charging cords and devices, and organizing the cords such that they do not get tangled nor sprawl out like so many random tentacles.

For the love of running

Categories: Exercise, Family, Happy Things

I love running. It’s so freeing. It’s you and the world, and not much else.

It’s been more than ten years since I bought new running clothes. In honor of running a marathon to turn 30, I decided I deserved some new clothes.

I will be running the marathon in this outfit. And I love it. It’s so comfy and light and soft. And it’s pretty too. It’s the perfect outfit to turn 30 and die running 26.2 miles in. Shirt in blue and shorts in dark blue from Saucony. It seems a bit strange to spend that much money for that little amount of clothing, but it’s worth it. It’ll be great.

I called my mom when I left the running store to tell them about my new stuff. Dad got on the computer to look up what it was I was going to look like. So now he knows.

I also realized I need to be able to carry more water with me than I currently can. So I bought a Amphipod RunLite 4. Now hopefully I won’t dry up and die while I’m training. And trying to say “water bottle belt” can tie up the tongue a bit too.

I must also mention that I went to Fleet Feet Tucson to do my shopping. They were very helpful. Sometimes I just really like specialty stores where the people that work there know what they are doing. It’s like going to a fabric store where the people helping you do a lot of sewing. Or going to a knitting store where the people who work there knit and crochet a lot. It makes a difference.

Great Poetry Reading Day

Categories: Books, Education, Family, Happy Things, Musings, Relationships

I hope you read some great poetry today. It is Great Poetry Reading Day after all.

I love poetry. I know some people who don’t. But I believe that is because they do not understand it. Poetry was my favorite part of English class my senior year of high school. One of the poems we learned was Terence, This is Stupid Stuff by A. E. Housman. It is actually a poem about understanding poetry. In a round about way, he says that the best way to understand poetry is when you can relate to it. Part of it reads:

‘Tis true, the stuff I bring for sale
Is not so brisk a brew as ale:
Out of a stem that scored the hand
I wrung it in a weary land.
But take it: if the smack is sour,
The better for the embittered hour;
It should do good to heart and head
When your soul is in my soul’s stead;
And I will friend you, if I may,
In the dark and cloudy day.

A lot of people try to make poetry difficult by putting some deep hidden meaning in it. But some times it’s just saying what it actually says, like in This is Just to Say by William Carlos Williams

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
They were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

Some times a poem is just about eating plums. Poetry should generally never be taken too seriously. There are too many tongue-in-cheek poems for that.

Several years ago I was at my sister’s place and picked up one of the books she had lying around (there is never a shortage of books in the house of any member of my family). It is Love That Dog by Sharon Creech (2001). It is told from the point of view of an elementary student learning about poetry, and learning to love poetry. I can’t read it without getting a tear in my eyes.

One of my favorite examples of unexpected poetry is Skellig by David Almond (1998). It is written in paragraph/book form, but it has a meter to it. It was an unexpectedly wonderful book as well. After reading it I thought and spoke a bit in the meter of it for a while too. Beautiful book.

In college I took my history of civilization classes through the special collections at the library. I absolutely loved that class. We looked at the history of the world through what was written, how, and why. We got to see wonderful examples of some ancient works. For the second semester of the class I wrote my term paper on how World War I had influenced poetry. Life was no longer idyllic, and the poetry reflected that. Dulce et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen (Ward, 1997) is an example of that change. The poem is about a gas attack and describes a soldier who did not get his gas mask on in time. It ends:

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin,
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, –
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old lie: Dulce et decorum est
Por patria mori
.

Poetry speaks truth. And it can do it in any form it wants to. E. E. Cummings wrote a foreword to his book of poems titled is 5 (1926) that reads:

On the assumption that my technique is either complicated or original or both, the publishers have politely requested me to write an introduction to this book.

At least my theory of technique, if I have one, is very far from original; nor is it complicated. I can express it in fifteen words, by quoting The Eternal Question And Immortal Answer of burlesk, viz. “Would you hit a woman with a child? – No, I’d hit her with a brick.” Like the burlesk comedian, I am abnormally fond of that precision which creates movement.

If a poet is anybody, he is somebody to whom things made matter very little – somebody who is obsessed by Making. Like all obsessions, the Making obsession has disadvantages; for instance, my only interest in making money would be to make it. Fortunately, however, I should prefer to make almost anything else, including locomotives and roses. It is with roses and locomotives (not to mention acrobats Spring electricity Coney Island the 4th of July the eyes of mice and Niagara Falls) that my “poems” are competing.

They are also competing with each other, with elephants, and with El Greco.

Ineluctable preoccupation with The Verb gives a poet one priceless advantage: whereas nonmakers must content themselves with the merely undeniable fact that two times two is four, he rejoices in a purely irresistible truth (to be found, in abbreviated costume, upon the title page of the present volume.)

That poetry can be anything and to anyone and by anyone, I think that is one of the things I love about poetry. I love silly poems. I love long poems. I love short poems. I love love poems. I love deep poems. One of my favorite books is One Hundred and One Famous Poems (Cook, 1958). It has such poems as Ode on a Grecian Urn by John Keats which teaches the truth, “‘Beauty is truth, truth beauty,’ – that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.”

Another favorite from One Hundred and One is How Did You Die? by Edmund Vance Cooke. Some of my favorite lines from that one are:

Oh a trouble’s a ton, or a trouble’s an ounce,
Or a trouble is what you make it.
And it isn’t the fact that you’re hurt that counts,
But only how did you take it?

Death comes with a crawl, or it comes with a pounce,
And whether he’s slow or spry,
It isn’t the fact that you’re dead that counts
But only, how did you die?

Edward Sill’s The Fool’s Prayer has been a favorite of mine as well. The king asks the jester to pray in front of the crowd so that they may mock him. But the jester is not the fool they think he is. And at the end of his prayer –

The room was hushed; in silence rose
The King, and sought his gardens cool.
And walked apart, and murmured low,
“Be merciful to me, a fool!”

Tennyson (Applebaum, 1992) is another favorite of mine. His The Lady of Shalott has been a favorite since high school. I was also introduced to his poem Ulysses back then, but it has only been in the last 5 or 6 years that I have grown to like that one, particularly the last several lines:

Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and tho’
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are, –
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

There are so many great poets the world over. And I could easily go on all night. Last week was celebrated the birth and death of William Shakespeare (he’d be 444). He wrote a poem or two in his day.

But I think my mostest favoritest poet of all time is my mom. I love her poems. And I’m glad she taught me about poetry.

Some References

  • Almond, D. (1998). Skellig. New York: Dell Yearling.
  • Applebaum, S. (1992). Alfred, Lord Tennyson: Selected poems. New York: Dover Publications, Inc.
  • Cook, R. J. (1958). One hundred and one famous poems. Chicago: Contemporary Books.
  • Creech, S. (2001). Love that dog. New York: HarperTrophy.
  • Cummings, E. (1926). Is 5: Poems by e. e. cummings. New York: Liveright.
  • Ward, C. (1997). World War One British Poets. Mineola, New York: Dover Publications, Inc.

“Officially finished moving” or “Where am I from?”

Categories: Random

Yes, I know it was almost four months ago that I loaded everything I own into a moving van and drove it from Utah to Arizona. You might think that was when I officially moved here. But, as of yesterday, I’m declaring myself officially here. What’s the difference? Everything is now based out of Arizona.

At the beginning of April I went and took care of getting a driver license. It concerns me that I didn’t have to take any kind of test at all, driving, written, or even vision, to get a license that is valid till I am 65.

A week or so later I changed my phone number from a Utah one to a Tucson one. It’s still a pretty cool number I think. A few people were surprised I did that. They still have the cell numbers from where they used to live years ago. But they don’t live there any more. Why not get a number where they do live? Some of them still have parents back where their number is from. But that doesn’t make much sense to me. It would be ridiculous for me to have a phone from Indiana when I’m only there for a couple of weeks out of the year.

Yesterday, after taking care of my windshield, I went and registered my car in Arizona. A nice old man in an orange vest walked around my car and wrote down some numbers – the VIN and the odometer reading, and then told me my car passed inspection. (Have I mentioned that the Arizona Depart of Motor Vehicles concerns me?) I took the paper he gave me into the building, waited for my number to be called, handed over my credit card and my Utah registration paper, and got an Arizona plate in return.

Several people have been confused at why I’ve done all this. These are generally the same people who haven’t done any of it. Yet they live here pretty much full time. Why wouldn’t you make sure everything is in the same place you are? How long will they deny that they moved? Some people confuse me.

After taking care of all that, it makes it official. I am now from Arizona.

It’ll probably confuse people when they ask me where I’m from and I say Tucson. I’m really not sure how to answer that question anyway. Are they asking where I was born? Where I grew up? Where I moved to here from? What exactly is that question asking? Shouldn’t you be from wherever you are living? That’s how I look at it. My mom says I should say I’m from heaven, because ultimately, that’s probably the best answer.

I’m from heaven. I just live in Tucson for the time being.

Oranges, Waiting, & Snow

Categories: Random

I’ve decided oranges are possibly my favorite fruit. They come with their own wrapper. Bananas do too, but bananas bruise and get squishy if I throw them in my backpack on my way out the door in the morning. Oranges don’t do that. Orange peels also smell better in the trash than banana peels do.

For more than a year now I’ve had a crack in my windshield that has also appeared in my blog before (first time, second time, third time). Since I need to register my car in Arizona, and they’ll be doing an inspection of it for that, I figured I should replace my windshield before then. I called around and got some quotes. Tuesday I set up an appointment for them to come do it. Glass guys make house calls. Who knew. They told me they’d be here Thursday (today) between 10 and 12. At 1:30 I called to see where they were. Waiting for them made me feel like an adult, the way adults wait for the cable guy, or the air conditioner guy, or whoever. But I kind of need it taken care of soon too. It seems they told me Thursday, and wrote down Friday. At 3:00, the guy showed up to fix it. Part of me wants to sit out there and watch him do it. I won’t though. But luckily I can clearly see my car in the parking lot from my apartment.

I hear it is snowing in Utah right now. I miss Utah Springs. It is going to be upper 80s today and lower 90s all weekend. I’m not going to have Spring for a long time. And Winter is completely out of the question. Fall probably won’t be much either. So for the next many years I’m going to have to settle for early Summer, Summer, and late Summer.

Honk

Categories: Exercise, Relationships

Honk is a real cute musical based on the story of the ugly duckling. There are some songs in it that are absolutely beautiful.

Honking can also be talked about in regards to relationships. Last night as I was driving home I heard John Tesh give some relationship advice to guys. He said they should never honk from the street when they go to get their date. I completely agree. If a guy ever honks for me from the street, that’s a good way for him to spend the whole evening alone. Instead, he suggested the guy call the girl from the street and let her know that he is waiting. Huh? How can you possibly think that is any better than honking? All that is, is a honk that the whole neighborhood can’t hear. If a guy ever does that to me, he’ll discover that I suddenly have to wash my hair that night.

Also, honking at people who are running, it’s not as cool as they think it is.

Thoughts on a Sunday Afternoon

Categories: Exercise, Health, Random

It occurred to me this week that the city of Tucson does not own any snow plows, at all, none whatsoever. That’s not really a problem because they pretty much never need one. But it was fun to figure out anyway.

Tucson does have mountain lions though. And there was an article in the newspaper about recent sightings, along with a list of things to do if you ever encounter one.

  • If you encounter a mountain lion, stay calm and do not run. Slowly back away and keep your eyes on the lion.
  • Make yourself look bigger. Raise your arms over your head.
  • If the lion becomes aggressive, fight back with whatever you have and stay standing. (Because when I’m out running I have a lot of things at my disposal to fight back with, yup I do.)
  • Supervise children, keep them close and in sight at all times.
  • Be aware of your surroundings. Don’t use cell phones or listen to music because it reduces your level of awareness.
  • Report sightings to Game and Fish at 628-5376.

I’ll have to remember that when I’m out running. I might also be rethinking one or two running routes I was considering. This quote in particular does not do much to make me feel much safer: “Other than eating pets, they’re really not a problem for people,” he said.

The head cold I was getting Friday settled down in my chest last night and today I have no voice. It made church quite interesting as I was very limited in my participation. The look on the Sunday School teacher’s face when she tried to hand me a scripture to read and I said “no” as best I could was real funny. And I appreciated Brett for making the comment I wanted to make for me. The part that cracked me up the most though was people showing concern and telling me to call them if I needed anything. Yup. That’s going to work real well. I can’t talk. So if I need something, I’ll call and tell you on the phone what I need. I’m sure they didn’t think that one through all the way. But at least they were thinking of me.