I like elephants, oh yes I do

There are 29 elephants in my living room, that you can see.

I have stuffed elephants.

I have little glass elephants.

I have ceramic elephants.

I have elephants that make noise.

I have an elephant in a graduation cap and gown.

I have a picture of an elephant that my brother took in Africa and framed for me.

I have a hand puppet elephant.

I have a finger puppet elephant.

I have a pink elephant.

I have bean bag elephants.

I have a yo-yo elephant.

I have an elephant I’ve had since I was a baby.

I have an elephant jump rope.

I suddenly realize that I have a music box elephant, but I haven’t seen him since I moved. I wonder where his box is. It’s this one, if anyone’s seen it around.

I have an elephant made out of coal.

I have a magnetic elephant.

I have an elephant bucket.

I have elephant keychains.

In my bedroom I have three elephants on my bedside table alone.42D

There’s one on the rocking chair.

I have a needlework with an elephant on it that I’ve had since I was a baby too.

And then I have elephant pillowcases.

I also have a whole bunch of other elephants in different boxes in different places. I have quite a few that are carved out of rock. And I have five tiny small elephants in a little bag in the glove compartment of my car, because you never know when you might need some elephants.

Um, I think I like elephants.