Not My Type

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Some say that it is being picky to have a list of things that you will not accept in a potential mate. But really, would you want any of these things on your list?

Every time there is a story on the news about some relationship gone very bad, I add that to my list. The latest item is a man who emailed nude photos of his ex-girlfriend to a couple thousand (15,000) people and sent her threatening text messages. I do not want to date a guy like that. Not that there are any pictures of me like that out there to begin with, but it’s the principle of the matter.

I do not want to date a guy who would run over me with a truck while I’m out on a run. I do not want to date a guy who would lie to me about things and then kill me to cover up his lies. I do not want to date a guy who would not recognize that I might have gone crazy and let me camp out in a bathroom for two years.

I also think that men should not rival monkeys for hairiness. And I think that men should wear their pants so that the waist line is parallel to the floor and not at a 45 degree angle to the floor. Even if he is a big man, his pants should be parallel to the floor.

I’m okay with a lot of things, but there are certain things that I’m just not even going to consider.

3 shared thoughts about Not My Type

  1. admin says:

    I also do not want to date stupid people, like this guy who keeps popping up in the Utah news.

  2. admin says:

    Somehow I thought I’d mentioned that I don’t want to date a guy who would chain his girlfriend to an engine either. But apparently I didn’t. So just in case anyone was wondering, I don’t want to date a guy who would chain me to an engine. And I think any guy that does should get more than 0-5 years in jail.

  3. Miss Giggles says:

    Don’t want to date a guy who would shoot me when I wouldn’t let him rape me either.


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