The problem with sunglasses

I have a hard time going out in the sun without sunglasses. I love sunglasses. It was just over a year ago that I lost my favorite pair too. I’d had them for about ten years, and spent $5 on them at Sea World. They were perfect for my face (didn’t make me look like I had bug eyes) and perfect for wearing out running, and I miss them terribly.

Yesterday I was out looking for a dressier pair of sunglasses and I noticed that there is a problem all sunglasses manufacturers seem to have. They have all made crooked sunglasses where the right side is higher than the left. It couldn’t possibly be that my left ear is slightly lower than the right, so it has to be a problem with the sunglasses themselves. Every single last one of them is crooked.