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One of the arguments for vouchers is that there is going to be a huge number of people moving to Utah soon and there isn’t room for them in our public schools. I have decided to put that argument into letter form.

Dear New Neighbors,

Welcome to Utah. Schools in Utah suck. And we know it, but we aren’t willing to give them any funding so that they may improve. Rather than having your children suffer in poorly funded public schools with our children, do everyone a favor and send your kids to a private school. Enjoy your stay.


Yes, that instills a lot of confidence in this state and feelings of state pride.

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