Favorite Question of the Day

I’m sure I’m going to get other silly questions today, but I think the one I was just asked will be my favorite.

I showed a sixth grade class my infamous infomercial – “Home Row.” It’s a classic.

Afterwards, someone asked about the mustache and I said I keep it under my bathroom sink. That’s normal. The next part is my favorite.

Student: Why do you keep it under your bathroom sink?
Me: Because keeping it in the refrigerator would just be silly.